What’s in a name?

My neighbor posted this on facebook and it made me laugh… so I did it too.  Lame, I know!

James Scott Patton

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Wesley Carol

3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Don Harold

4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Bear

6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Scott Portsmouth

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Green Dietcoke

8. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Pralines and Pecan

10. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Spanky Chanson

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Py Wacket East End Avenue

12. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

13. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Tiger

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav. candy)
Tommy Snickers