Having already scared one grand parent into a panic, I thought I had better sort this out quickly! Before I dive in – nobody gets hurt in this story.
For the FULL impact of this – you need to know that I use Google Voicemail. A great service that “listens” to your voicemail and transcribes it. It works “pretty well”, but it’s not always accurate.
Now… on to our story. The other day, I was working in the yard, trimming my bushes and I found the Marietta Roof Snake in the bushes. You may be wondering, what in the world is a Marietta Roof Snake? It’s simply a string of roofing nails hanging in a bush! When I saw it, I laughed and emailed a photo to Ben (my roofer friend) and Sarah (my Wife). Ben laughed and Sarah got scared! She didn’t want to come home until I had killed it! Mind you, she was looking at it on a cell phone … so it was hard to see – but we all got a good laugh out of this as well. All was good. I called Ben and told him about it.
Well, last night I got a voicemail from “my dad” – or so I thought. I was reading this on my phone (reading, the transcription) when I got scared. I thought my Dad got hit by a car. It read:
Scott, It’s Dad, I just got bit by the very very rare very everything of the big bad to you. You had that one. You know I need the bed and he doesn’t have to track down that once I get over to the doctor golden dear bye.
I’m still not sure how I got that he got hit by a car… but well, I was scared and tried frantically to call the Voicemail to hear what it really said. This is what I heard:
So as you can see – it’s been a lot of fun! Now – here is the Marietta Roof Snake! Very deadly!
Even with the snake the left, I’d still recommend ATLRoof.com!